Bumfuzzled Jane

10 Things I Would Do During Snowmaggedon

Maybe I’m being punished for living in the embarrassing state of Florida, but we never get state-wide days off. No government shut downs, no snow storms, just the Casey Anthony trial. I’ve lived here for nearly 9 years and none of the hurricanes that have passed through have been monumental…

It is 5 O’Clock Somewhere, Yet?

Part of growing up is being able to handle all the stress life seems to chuck at you after college. As if the massive student loan bills consuming your paycheck aren’t enough, life really wants you to suffer. It’s possible for all the years you spent acting like a littler…

Wrestling is God

I fucking love wrestling. There is absolutely no other way to express that other than aggressively yet simply doing so. I could get into the long-winded story of how that came to be but I’d prefer not to lose readers. It’s also very difficult to write about something that A.) not everyone likes…

Football Nonsense

I accidentally referred to this past weekend’s football playoff games as the Superbowl. I sincerely hope that illustrates my knowledge or care for the sport. But are we serious about this “ball” issue? In case you’ve been living in Alabama for the past few days and didn’t hear, the NFL…

Equality is More Than Color

Today is reserved to honor and acknowledge Martin Luther King, Jr. for his tireless efforts to make shit right. But for some, it’s a day off to help them ease back into another work week. For others, it’s another day that will come and end just like those before and…

Work Victories That Everyone Secretly Cherishes

After a long week of birthday goodness and work, IT’S SATURDAY! Yesterday also marked Husband Face’s second week back to work so him and I share equal enthusiasm for weekends now. I also just found out he has an “It’s Fucking Friday” dance. Picture Rebecca Black’s Friday song and the part…

Hi It’s My Birthday, I Hope You’re Annoyed!

Hi It’s My Birthday, I Hope You’re Annoyed!

Why is working on your birthday acceptable? How has this not been made a national floating holiday you can choose to take? This was the first birthday I had worked in years and despite having my lunch paid for and some killer balloons, I was at fucking work! I turned…

The 5th Season: Award Season

The 5th Season: Award Season

All year long I wait for this time of year. No, not the testosterone filled Football Season. Fuck no to that. No, not the dreadfully stressful Christmas/Holiday Season. No, not winter because I live in Florida. The season I wait all year long for is Award Season…and my birthday which…