Being Honest is a Lie

Honesty is the worst policy. In any situation where you need to remind yourself to “be honest” and the truth will set you free, just lie. I am a firm believer that the urge to lie are your natural instincts protecting you and affected party(ies) from the horrible truth. Just … Continue Reading →


Period Paranoia

Few things in life are more terrifying than when you think your period is visible to the naked eye. A completely separate fear can be experienced when that actually happens but today’s post is reserved for the incessant paranoia that happens every time your period arrives. I apologize in advance … Continue Reading →


North Korea Just Needs a Hug

Every year, my husband and I carry on his family Christmas tradition that favors his Jewish roots. We enjoy a wholesome Chinese delivered dinner accompanied by a Christmas-released film at the theater. This year, North Korea (and Sony for that matter) fucked up my happy family tradition. Aside from me … Continue Reading →

Rebirth of the Blog, Minus the Mess and Placenta

Hey everyone! Thanks for visiting the site that is currently under construction. To find out a little more about the construction process, navigate yourself over to “the catastrophe” to become well informed about my absence and how massive of an idiot I am. The official relaunch date of the blog … Continue Reading →