Riddle: What’s fucking awesome and in your hand, in your pocket, on your desk, in your hand while you wee, on your face, on your ear, in someone else’s hand, on the floor, in your purse, and on the counter. Answer: It’s your cell phone, pervs. I can’t really consider myself a germaphobe but rather
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It’s known in the neighborhood that I make some pretty slammin’ guacamole. I actually used to hate guacamole until I found out how something so full of fat could be so good for you. It was then I increased my fried food intake as well but have not gotten the desired results….wtf. Guacamole is essentially
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It’s pretty much next to impossible to figure out how to be healthy with constant conflicting information. Eat carbs until you blow up, it’s all energy! Don’t eat carbs, you’ll sleep better and loose that belly fat. Lift weights and accept the penis that grows from the supplements you’re taking. Only do cardio but make
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Just a vlog on the status of my nose for today. I’m in nose position to be witty via word. (never too tired for a lame joke).
Being a complete lunatic, I enjoy Monday mornings and getting back into the swing of the work week. I know, It’s pathetic. Like every other Monday, I came into work ready for action and was welcomed by just that; Bathroom action. It wasn’t your typical restroom dilemma of too little toilet paper or pee on
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