The mind of a millenial is a dangerous place to venture. Thoughts of trying to acclimate to this “adult life” are swirling around among doubt of doing it correctly. Despite being outside the generational window, I really can’t think of a better representation of my generation than Kim Kardashian via Gifs. Seriously, what the fuck is … Continue reading 35 Things Millenials Are Always Thinking (As Told By Kim Kardashian)
I’ve been with my now husband for going on 8 years. I was 19 when I first met him and we got married when I was 23. To avoid that introduction pegging him as a total creep, he’s only 6 years older than me. The last time I used a “dating website” for my personal use was in … Continue reading I Would Suck At Tinder
I officially have no desire to travel to, through or around Asia. In case you missed it or are still emerging from the glory of your bed, another Asian airline had a bit of an accident yesterday. Did anyone else expect to see a tiny Asian exiting the yellow car and vomiting violently? I can’t … Continue reading The Internet Destroyed Traveling
I have absolutely no problem admitting I like to hug people. I would say I like to hug my friends, but it doesn’t exactly stop there. I like to hug just about anyone I’ve met at least once. Once I know you and consider you a friend, get ready to be suffocated. Sometimes I look at … Continue reading Being a Hugger is Torture
If there is one thing I’ve learned in my 27 years, it’s that being healthy is cool. For some reason, when you’re a kid, the coolest thing in the world is to pollute your body. Shoving wads of Starbursts into your pimply-faced mouth hole and washing it down with a Capri Sun was commonplace. Despite … Continue reading 15 Basic Healthy Habits You Should Be Doing Daily
Maybe I’m being punished for living in the embarrassing state of Florida, but we never get state-wide days off. No government shut downs, no snow storms, just the Casey Anthony trial. I’ve lived here for nearly 9 years and none of the hurricanes that have passed through have been monumental enough to stay home. Although … Continue reading 10 Things I Would Do During Snowmaggedon
Part of growing up is being able to handle all the stress life seems to chuck at you after college. As if the massive student loan bills consuming your paycheck aren’t enough, life really wants you to suffer. It’s possible for all the years you spent acting like a littler brat when you didn’t get … Continue reading Is It 5 O’Clock Somewhere, Yet?
After a long week of birthday goodness and work, IT’S SATURDAY! Yesterday also marked Husband Face’s second week back to work so him and I share equal enthusiasm for weekends now. I also just found out he has an “It’s Fucking Friday” dance. Picture Rebecca Black’s Friday song and the part in Garden State where Natalie … Continue reading Work Victories That Everyone Secretly Cherishes