When girls are young, they dream of the day they will grow up to become a model, an actress, a lawyer and live happily ever after drinking wine and being married. There is however; one thing that every girl secretly aspires to be….a groupie. Please don’t turn away in shame or horror. If you’re a
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I received a very strange package in the mail the other day that contained nothing more than some rubber, some straps and a DVD. Husband face assured me it wasn’t his latest purchase from the fetish section of Craigslist so that was out. I started piecing the items together to find that they made multiple
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First of all…I’m baaaAAAaaaack! In case you didn’t know, I was the child star in Poltergeist. In my time away from bloggage I’ve been hitting the gym like Kellan Lutz and sweating to the point of nausea. In my mere .5 week of my new workout plan I’ve been feelin’ prettay…prettay good. This is both
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The only thing that could make my prior neighbor post better, is having said neighbor confront me and apologize for his erratic behavior. For those of you just tuning in, either read my “Neighbor Parties” post or endure a shitty, brief summary here.About 2 weeks ago my middle-aged neighbor was shit-faced, bumping and grinding in
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