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Americans Are so Good at Being Fat

Published on October 28, 2012, by sari14 in Fat Americans, Fatty McPatty, Food, Foreign things, Uncategorized, Unhealthy Things.

The other night at my cardio kickboxing class, the instructor ended the night by lightly lecturing us not to replenish our sweaty selves with Taco Bell. I’m not exactly sure where Rico Suave is from but he’s hispanic and has an accent that makes almost everything sound tantilizing. What I did decipher is that he doesn’t understand

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Feeling the Burn With Rubber and Straps

Published on August 6, 2012, by sari14 in Awkwardness, Busy, Fat Burners, Foreign things, Gadgets, Home Workouts, House Life, Huge Muscles, Manic Monday, New Workouts, Skipped the Gym, Sore Muscles, Squeeze Workouts, Uncategorized, Waking up Early, Working Out.

I received a very strange package in the mail the other day that contained nothing more than some rubber, some straps and a DVD. Husband face assured me it wasn’t his latest purchase from the fetish section of Craigslist so that was out. I started piecing the items together to find that they made multiple

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Housewife Hunk: Maks Chmerkovskiy

Published on April 18, 2012, by sari14 in Dancing, Dancing With the Stars, Foreign things, Housewife Hunk, Huge Muscles, Maksim Chmerkovskiy.

There is something deep in my soul that says I was born to shake it. When I was running rampant in the Berlin club scene, I was “that girl” shaking her money maker at the coat check-in. Over the years my dancing has been on a gradual decline to almost non-existent. With the exception of

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Americans Are so Good at Being Fat

Feeling the Burn With Rubber and Straps

Housewife Hunk: Maks Chmerkovskiy

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