WEEK IN REVIEW: Eva Mendes Doesn’t Wear Sweatpants

It was my first official week back to work after being plagued by a “severe cold.” This according to the doctor I visited who wore yellow jeans and has previously attempted to sell Botox to my husband. Being sick usually means being completely disconnected from the world except for maybe Netflix or Jerry Springer. Back to … Continue reading WEEK IN REVIEW: Eva Mendes Doesn’t Wear Sweatpants

Don’t Pinch Me, I’m Scottish.

Few things are worse than looking like a complete idiot. The feeling is well recognized if you’re hitting puberty until about age 50. Before then you’re a semblance of our ancestors and after that you have so few fucks to give, it doesn’t seem worth it to give them often. I recently discovered that I … Continue reading Don’t Pinch Me, I’m Scottish.

Jazz Stresses Me Out But Now I Want a Mentor

Although I’m a little late, Rich and I watched Whiplash this weekend and my heart is still racing. Nope, definitely not a thriller just a lot of empathy for the main character to succeed, a fuck ton of drumming and even more jazz music. If you haven’t seen this is not a movie review so … Continue reading Jazz Stresses Me Out But Now I Want a Mentor

35 Things Millenials Are Always Thinking (As Told By Kim Kardashian)

The mind of a millenial is a dangerous place to venture. Thoughts of trying to acclimate to this “adult life” are swirling around among doubt of doing it correctly. Despite being outside the generational window, I really can’t think of a better representation of my generation than Kim Kardashian via Gifs. Seriously, what the fuck is … Continue reading 35 Things Millenials Are Always Thinking (As Told By Kim Kardashian)

7 Reasons Wrestling Is Just As Entertaining As Any Other Sport

I fucking love wrestling. There is absolutely no other way to express that other than aggressively yet simply doing so. I could get into the long-winded story of how that came to be but I’d prefer not to lose readers. It’s also very difficult to write about something that A.) not everyone likes or knows much about and … Continue reading 7 Reasons Wrestling Is Just As Entertaining As Any Other Sport

Football Nonsense

I accidentally referred to this past weekend’s football playoff games as the Superbowl. I sincerely hope that illustrates my knowledge or care for the sport. But are we serious about this “ball” issue? In case you’ve been living in Alabama for the past few days and didn’t hear, the NFL found that all Patriot game … Continue reading Football Nonsense

The 5th Season: Award Season

All year long I wait for this time of year. No, not the testosterone filled Football Season. Fuck no to that. No, not the dreadfully stressful Christmas/Holiday Season. No, not winter because I live in Florida. The season I wait all year long for is Award Season…and my birthday which should be an entire season … Continue reading The 5th Season: Award Season