My Mom the Gutterbrain: Chapter 1

For most of you, my mom is a complete stranger. For those of you lucky enough to know her, you know she has a sharp wit, she’s honest like any true German, she laughs at all my jokes, and she’s a raging pervert. Upon further research I found that pervert actually means “person who lacks … Continue reading My Mom the Gutterbrain: Chapter 1

Being the “Life of the Party” Runs in My Family

As of recent, I have learned that being the life of the party runs in my family. For clarification, by “life of the party” I mean flashing my labia is the least of my worries. Being on the cusp of 27, I’ve been questioning this a lot as of late. I don’t actually do anything to resolve … Continue reading Being the “Life of the Party” Runs in My Family